I'm a dude with a computer...
I'm what you call a web developer. I do things like build web applications using php, mysql, javascript (ajax), and css. I can also do server side scripting using bash, shell and perl. All this is made possible due to a wonderful text editor named emacs and a soft drink named Mountain Dew. I'm married, have four kids, two dogs four dogs and live among the Amish, although you can easily point me out because of my inability to grow a decent beard.